SubSprawlBlog http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog From the Collective Minds and Bodies of Hotties Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:57:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Small Brown Bike is back together? http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/08/small-brown-bike-is-back-together/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/08/small-brown-bike-is-back-together/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:57:39 +0000 zachnorton http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=640 How come nobody told me? It’s been almost a year.

http://www.smallbrownbike.com/

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]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/07/just-dancin-to-zelda-nbd/feed/ A List of Fake Band Names Considered by The Pop Project http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/07/a-list-of-fake-band-names-considered-by-the-pop-project/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/07/a-list-of-fake-band-names-considered-by-the-pop-project/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:10:07 +0000 davelawson http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=630 On Doug Coombe’s suggestion, The Pop Project attempted to come up with a fake band name to use at tonight’s “secret” show opening for “Casey and the Moonshine Band” (aka Tally Hall) and The Kickstand Band at Savoy in Ypsi. The following are contributions from all four band members in an email chain that added up to 60 emails in one day. You’ll have to guess who contributed which names.

Lazers
Slinky Slam and the Smoothies
Ojectpray Opay
Max Scout
Tabernacle
The Tough Titties
Blatant Nuance
Subtle Putter
The Lady Paintings
Thee Lords
Thee Elbow Room Managerial disputes
Real Rules / Road World
Craze and Amaze
Butt Lazers
Freakypoopybuttworld
Screeching Butts
Barfing and Pee
cmon. THEE LORDS.
HIMILAYA
Erectioneering
Fuck You Doug Coombe
Mad Tru
The Shufflin Bumblers
The Pizza Shortage Massacre
Pizza Island
Natives of Pizza Island
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Double Double Rainbow
Quadruple Rainbow
Psych!
Doorknob
The Cooties
Smeltit 
The Mr. Perfects
The Not Project
tFhAeKpEoBpApNrDoNjAeMcEt
Insidious Musculature
Outrageous Musculature
The Perfect Abs
The AB-tones
WHAZZZZZUP and the Trues
The Peeballs
The Single Tear
The Slow Clap
Keet the Biebers
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OR CARE ABOUT THIS
Coombe Your Hair
I’m 12 Years Old And What Is This
Pantera
Pantero
Stretch Markers
God Dilla
Peeping Turtle
Shat Roulette
Clay Maiken
The Jonas Fuckers
Mrs. Andy Garris
I Want to Believe I Felt the Earthquake
Why Didn’t I Feel the Earthquake?
God Hates Me

Before we could settle on a name, the event invite went out listing us as the Pop Project. For the best.

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/07/a-list-of-fake-band-names-considered-by-the-pop-project/feed/ Anime Nathan http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/06/anime-nathan/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/06/anime-nathan/#comments Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:10:01 +0000 zachcurd http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=628 Anime Nathan = Adam Kempa

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/06/anime-nathan/feed/ Woooooooooooo http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/woooooooooooo/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/woooooooooooo/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 20:27:21 +0000 zachcurd http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=626

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/woooooooooooo/feed/ You guys know Yngwie? http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/you-guys-know-yngwie/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/you-guys-know-yngwie/#comments Sun, 02 May 2010 05:26:01 +0000 zachnorton http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=623 Yngwie Malmsteen is some cheese-metal shredder dude.

His website is amazing for two reasons.

1. It looks like a myspace page, but is not a myspace page

2. It features the artwork for his latest album (which apparently was designed by a 12 year old in 1986).

That’s all.

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/05/you-guys-know-yngwie/feed/ Best Cry Ever http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/best-cry-ever/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/best-cry-ever/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:00:55 +0000 zachcurd http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=621 So the Best Cry Ever is indeed the best cry ever:

Aaaaaaand autotuned:

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/best-cry-ever/feed/ Way to go Livonia http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/way-to-go-livonia/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/way-to-go-livonia/#comments Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:11:06 +0000 zachnorton http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=619 From the NY Times:

“Livonia, Mich., recorded the highest rate (of participation in the 2010 Census), 85 percent, among places with 50,000 or more people.”

That’s pretty exciting!

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/04/way-to-go-livonia/feed/ Hahahahahah http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/02/hahahahahah/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/02/hahahahahah/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:59:18 +0000 zachcurd http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=617

]]> http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/02/hahahahahah/feed/ You know how I love Craigslist? http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/02/you-know-how-i-love-craigslist/ http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/2010/02/you-know-how-i-love-craigslist/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:13:03 +0000 zachnorton http://www.suburbansprawlmusic.com/blog/?p=614 Well, my buddy Greg just linked to this site by a guy who spends his free time messing with people on Craigslist.

This one is hilarious.

Some of them are less funny. Maybe I should’ve linked to those first, then that one. Oh, well.

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