You know, craigslist hasn’t been that funny lately. Then I found a great guitar ad. It’s really a classic.
The make and model are pretty irrelevant. But the closing line is awesome (as usual, read aloud in your best tough guy voice): “This guitar rips.. you wanna shred like the big boys?- this is your new axe..”
Really, this thing rips. It absolutely shreds. And the elite group of shredders known only as “the big boys” plays this model. Some might even go so far as toÂ refer to it as a fierce medieval weapon, or a tool used to cut down towering redwoods. Just thinking about its monstrous toneÂ and enedless sustain might make you throw out all punctuation rules.Â If you’ve got the balls to take it to the next level, make this guy a reasonable offer. Trades are for fucking wimps.