Mr. Muscles is selling his 55 lbs. dumbells on craigslist. He’s made up for the complete lack of punctuation in his post by using ALL CAPS. (It’s great if you read it to yourself in a deep, super-tough guy voice.)

“SUP BROS I HAVE A PAIR OF USED 50LBS. DUMBBELLS FOR SELL NEED TO GET RID OF ASAP THEY ARE USED NOT NEW AND NOT THE PRETTY SPARLKING ONES THEY ARE WHAT THEY ARE DUMBBELLS FOR TRAINING,GETTING BIG AND MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. THEY ASSISTED ME IN GETTING 19 INCH ARMS SO I KNOW THAT THEY DO WHAT THEY ARE MADE FOR REGARDLESS OF APPEARANCE IF INTERESTED CONTACT ME I WILL ONLY ACCEPT 55 DOLLARS CASH NOTHING LESS SO BEAT IT WITH THE BAD JOKES ABOUT LOW BALLING ME !! IF YOU ARE SERIOUS AND WANT THEM TODAY EMAIL ME AND THEY ARE YOURS BRO THIS IS A BRICK POST PEACE AND THANKS FOR LOOKING !! I HAVE PICS OF THE BELLS ALSO WHEN YOU EMAIL IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM THEY ARE HEX BELLS”

Also, check out the original post for the photo of the dumbells (and  his “19 INCH ARMS”) http://annarbor.craigslist.org/spo/930305351.html