So you click on this video, and you start thinking to yourself, “Oh, great, look at this jerk try to sell me on keyboard drums, like I haven’t tried THAT before.” Then you keep watching, because you’re curious, even though your prior opinion has already been affirmed within the first thirty seconds. Then, you KNOW you’re right after the guy plays the weakest drumbeat ever and proudly proclaims, “This is rock and roll!” Oh, god, more like “this is how my EYES roll, Mr. Japanese dad lame guy!!”

Then you learn why people are buying his shit and not yours: