Taken from an ebay listing for a chorus effects pedal:

“Enhance your Axe grinding prowess with this BOSS Super Chorus CH-1 pedal.  The full bodied, rich tones that this wonderful pedal can bring to your playing will make your groupies’ hearts flutter with excitement.  Battery operated means it is portable and can be taken to your first gig performing for daily commuters at the local subway stop.  The money will start rolling in when your guitar sings like a chorus of angels, thanks to this handy device.

“As for its history, it began as part of my rock legend dream arsenal only to be superceded by the arrival of my first child.”

I hope the guy wrote this with a straight face.